“Toilet policing” sounds like someone’s arresting a dump

I DIDN’T EXPECT SO MANY SIMPS

FUCKIN CHRIST

I encourage you to sit with the phrase “sacrificial social pyramid”.

I’d also be willingly complicit with my self-induced ignorance.

No

It’s a human institution created over titans of years, with roots in ancient mythology and Jewish mysticism. https://youtu.be/mdKst8zeh-U

Humanity is at fault for creating classist access to resources and surrounding those resources with icons of faith. It’s just a social pyramid that forces people to hide who they are behind ritual. That’s why it’s so insidious.

A man with a plan. Whatever it takes, right? Good job

… … Caitlyn Jenner? I know she had a hit and run scandal, and her daughters are a plague on humanity. I can’t imagine carving out space in my mind to villainize her, though.

I like that up, and it’s a community for… crochet? Like yarn?

did you piss off a sheep?

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

Oh noooo lol

suuuuure…

(psst!! hey! shh… so we could all wear costumes, and I’ll pretend to be your gay husband but I’m actually the grease man)

Reddit isn’t built for people like us.

I had no idea you could do that! While I have only gambled twice (with about $10 each time), I’ve never felt the bug. It takes a naturally fun person to fall into gambling; my sympathies, bud. Good on you for protecting yourself (I’ve had to recuse myself from alcohol in the past).

Dang. That’s tough. At least you still have Grindr and ChristianMingle, in case you’re into gas station bathrooms or gay dudes.

Be careful provoking the Fire Nation, brother…

Oh wow!! What a great answer. Thank you!

Exactly. I’m sorry you went through that. Maybe we’ll get a better family in the next life? It could always be worse, but not much worse.

okay, you mental infant