I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

The article doesn’t specify what drug was used that violated the NFL’s PED policy, performance-enhancing substances policy, only that he’s in good spirits and not looking to fight the suspension.

“What would you say you do here?”

Ah but there’s the rub. The lack there of of proof and logic is the exact reason Stratasys brought the suit to the Eastern district court of Texas. This is the same court where patent trolls go to win their fairy tale suits based on antiquated and overly broad patents that they purchased from long defunct companies. In the Eastern district court of Texas it’s not what you can prove it’s who do you know. Also known as corruption.

lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.

“Ah it’s just a platypoll, poll dons fedora, PERRRY THE PLATYPOLL!?!”

Incorgnito.

For sure at least once, the Steelers earlier today. Steelers beat the Falcons 18 to 10. Of which all of the Steelers points were scored by their kicker.

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

You can already do this yourself.

On a browser, go to Lemmy.world, log into your Lemmy.world account, go to your account settings, uncheck show NSFW content, check blur NSFW content, scroll down and hit the the save button and then logout. Whether or not the show NSFW content button is selected on the Voyager app is a moot point it will not override what is selected on your Lemmy.world profile.

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Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

That’s a Katydid!

All in the name of avoiding doing the obvious thing.

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

The current plan is the same as the old plan, for Butch and Suni to ride Starliner back home for a safe landing in the desert. The 45 day limit was initially set due to lack of knowledge on how Starliner’s batteries would perform in space, due to their extended stay they have had ample time to test the batteries and they are currently testing and acting nominally thus allowing for the extended stay. Their stay has been extended for NASA and Boeing to do as much testing as possible on the trunk of Starliner, the part of Starliner that had all of the issues. The reason for the stay is that once Butch and Suni depart from the ISS in Starliner and head for home the trunk will separate from Starliner and burn up (hopefully) on reentry thus making any testing on the main culprit of all issues that Starliner had impossible. This is getting to a diatribe so I will end it here. If you have more questions just ask.

That is such a beautiful photo, mad fucking props.

48 days and counting, three days longer than Starliner’s initial 45 day limit set by NASA and 40 days longer than the initially planned mission return.