What’s the old saying about: if one woman can make a baby in 9 months, 9 women should be able to make a baby in 1 month

spot on

Yes and no. Read some WWII history

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Smaller fax-machine*

Oklahoma

No we haven’t

I would beat the absolute shit out of this bitch if he tried that

Let them fucking secede if they want to make their own rules so bad. As we say in Oklahoma, it’s 11:30 and Texas still sucks

That’s not how trespass works. You have to be “noticed” that you are not welcome on the property. Once you are on notice you have trespassed if you haven’t left

I’m gonna be pedantic for a second, hanged* not “hung”