I think a mask made entirely out of COVID is just a bad idea to wear on your face in general

The hot new thing that is wildly popular with all consumers! Definitely not something universally despised that Microsoft tried and reversed generations ago, which will surely make people buy $1000 Xboxes.

I know you’re just stating a fact, but that doesn’t stop it from being stupidity.

Aww, tiny puppet man thinks he’s a hockey player.

Everything reminds me of her

You’re right, my experience as a sous chef does make me a perfect fit for that chief of surgery job I saw advertised. Imma go for it.

You can drink raw milk in a hot tub with him shirtless though

how often they’re right/wrong does matter.

That’s the wildest take I’ve heard on the question answering machine.

I’d much rather steal this cutie than a companion cube