Took me a minute as I thought they were going for a neutral/neuter joke. The dog thinks Park will take them to the park

As soon as the term ‘effective altruism’ is rolled out, I know exactly what kinda cunt the person is

Jackfruit. For a while it was the ‘go to’ vegan option for places to offer; jackfruit smothered in awfully sweet BBQ sauce. The texture is softer than anything it’s trying to mimic, It’s messy, and flavourless.