I thought too but then I watched Wonka.

I wish more people shared the sentiment of just wanting a home and not an investment. I don’t care how much my house goes up or down in speculative value.

Why do I see so many people printing tug boats? Has it overtaken the teapot?

It makes so much sense that the most dense urban areas have the most wild Pokémon.

I had to look up and make sure bats have tails…

It wouldn’t be weird to land bugs if they had that tasty meat crustaceans do. I’m big for alternative sources of protein like bugs, but the fact is they taste like shit.

I guess she’s a Spanish chess player now. And that’s how brain drain works.

Ten years into casual programming and I still don’t know how to use a debugger.

If I want to break my computer I should be able to break my computer!