I know you’re right and that’s probably what the movie is but it would be a lot funnier if they instead just ripped off John Carpenter’s They Live. Put on the ViewMaster to see the truth kids!

Fucked a lot of kids

We switched to a different tool that’s developed by the same company I work for, and there has been nonstop complaining about it ever since. Jira might not be the best tool, but it’s better than the alternatives by miles.

Also technical shit posting on Confluence is just the best. (I don’t like Atlassian, I just want to go back to Jira)

Life, that is. It would just make life a little easier.