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Starting to doubt if America can even defend itself after depleting missiles against Iraq and attacking fishermen in the gulf. Someone just go for it already! Trump will have to live with the shame of being one of the few presidents that had a foreign power attack the US.

Fighting crazy with zany. If I was Canada I would dare Trump to come out into the middle of the lake and plant an America flag in the middle of it. He might fall for it.

Well then who the fuck was I getting coffee with that morning?!

It’s the latest craze. The ladies love it!

They never even peaked in high school. Maybe peaked on a racist message board at best. I’m sure no one’s family missed any of them not being with them for the fourth. “Hey is that creepy gamer nerd that smells like cheese gonna be at the bbq?” No I think they’re gonna do that larp carp with the rest of his supposedly non gay friends he wrestles in the backyard with.

A fight. Hank believes butane is a bastard gas. Tom believes in nothing more important than a butane regulator.

Always happens when the market’s closed. Drag up the war then say it’ll end by the end of the week. Hope no one notices the Epstein files. Repeat.

This is pure Kansas City Karenness.

Wow just in time for trans visibility day

They just need to declare that the award no longer exists. That’s all the winners there will ever be. Thanks for playing everyone!

Just let them. They’ll probably be useless knowing these scam artists.

Couldn’t pay for a Sierra?🤭

Ah! Now I remember why I bought that leaf blower. Here boy!

I didn’t see nuttin!

Believe it when I see it.

Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.