The only thing missing is his smartphone with uncovered front & rear-facing cameras & the cameras buried between pixels on the screen that constantly watch his face whenever he’s staring at the screen even if he covers his front-facing camera.
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That sounds like a problem that shouldve phased out in the 2010’s. Aren’t we all hooked up to our phones via Bluetooth through the car stereo speakers now?
At the end of every work day, that third panel is how I feel I’ve been treated. But then payday comes around and I keep going back for more torture.
It was probably the formula for antigravity.
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Science@beehaw.org•Science confirms: Cats help you only when there’s something in it for them
0·2 days agoMy attention span is failing me. What’s this about a sponge? And pretending not to see it?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•I'm only an adult because I'm 40 but I feel like a child. Is anyone as lost as I feel now?
0·2 days agoGosh darn it I joined this new instance that doesn’t allow me to downvote comments that bother me 😐
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•I'm only an adult because I'm 40 but I feel like a child. Is anyone as lost as I feel now?
0·3 days agoAnd $100k in the bank 🙄
“Could try?” Anyway, true, Canada has 1.6% more land mass than USA.
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Memes@lemmy.ml•Maybe they are drawn towards the confidence this process makes them feel?
0·3 days agoI know pretty much every little detail in movies is intentional, but Margot Robbie with a cameltoe??
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Trippin' Through Time@lemmy.ca•That does it, get the constable!English
0·5 days agoHe built several models which included a pneumatic timing mechanism to activate the shutter at set intervals.
Ah yes a timeless tale about a boy who always told lies so people quickly learned to ignore him and one day the boy actually needed help and nobody was there to help him because they had learned to ignore everything about him.
Well then I should’ve given HER the “poor person ick face” right back because that poor lady had to sit there working a pathetic job all day 🤣
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World News@lemmy.ml•Major study shows world sees USA as biggest threat, and prefers China
0·6 days agoBut everything that’s wrong with the USA is Trump’s fault.
Fishies get sucked into the tall centrifuge tower, tail-first, then after processing, only one fish will be the fortunate one to be released back into the wild.
Of course when everything he says is utter b*******, even satire about him seems plausibly true, except either way guaranteed there will only be negative financial result for anybody who puts money into whatever TF this is.
Is that really him?? Or is this a joke
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Nature and Gardening@beehaw.org•Ladybug eggs on our aphid-invested honeysuckle
6·6 days agoDid the aphids invest in the honeysuckle? Or did the honeysuckle invest in the aphids? And what is the monetary equivalent value of an aphid or a honeysuckle? Is the investment going well? 🤔




Ah yes his signature “my heart goes out to you” totally-not-a-nazi salute