Nongolfers rise up!

Otherwise he would have orally abused them.

Love this episode. Really taught me to relax and just let life happen when I watched it in my formative years.

Aside from it being a sales tactic, it’s also just a strategy to memorize people’s names. I use it often because I’m trying to be friendly, and I have slight face blindness.

No kidding. It’s like trying to determine how rich I am by what percent of all the money I have. (it’s 0%)

Not really necessary when your house is filled to the brim with drunk freshmen.

Who cares? It’s not like they were about to pay an artist for this meme in the first place.