Hallo Internet twin! I own a domain that is basically “SucksMyBalls.com” in my native language. If a business demands an email address without cause or they’ve particularly pissed me off, they get “[email protected]”. One of the best investments I’ve ever made.

I fuck with airport security screens as much as possible. My latest is to show up an hour early with a couple of butter knives I ‘borrowed’ from previous flights. I have a collection from airlines from around the world so I match my upcoming carrier when I can. Watching those apes struggle to verify if my completely blunt, clearly approved butter knives are somehow restricted is worth the lost time.

My favorite is when they claim they’re forbidden and I get to pose the obvious objection: if they’re restricted due to posing a safety hazard, why is it acceptable that I’ll get one anyhow on my upcoming flight? How is that identical butter knife safer?

Ahem, it’s your freedom to be ripped off!

Whoa there, this is a children’s birthday party, not a bachelorette party.

I found Jello brand white chocolate pudding has the perfect slightly off-white tone to match mayonnaise. I filled an empty mayonnaise jar with it and started eating from it with a spoon while some friends were over. The trick to really selling it was buying a pressure sensitive cap liner to reseal the top so I had to peel it open like a fresh bottle.

The reactions were 100% worth the trouble.

Did your hawks write that? Maybe they’re not so cerebral after all.

Hell yes. I’m watching Steven Universe despite being almost as old as the universe.

In this thread you’ll find:

People falling over themselves trying to justify how material sourced from shōjo and shōnen magazines is actually intended for adults, presumably because they’re adults and they like it.

I couldn’t care less about adults consuming media primarily targeted toward teens and adolescents. I’m in my thirties and watch anime myself. At no point have I ever tried to convince anyone that teen and ‘young adult’ media is anything else. There’s no shame it enjoying it as an adult, but it does become increasingly less relevant with age.

Good, fuck him.