Dear God, bad headline

Rolling out isn’t a forced update. Microsoft uses machine learning to determine when a computer should receive a big feature update. These are gradual, similar to how how Steam staggers your game updates by default. Machines qualified by the model to have a “good” upgrade experience get updated first. This is to 1. not strain global delivery and local networks too much 2. be able to stop the rollout if anything goes wrong.

All the message they analyzed from MS meant was that as the EOL of previous Win11 version nears, they’re starting to rollout the update to all PCs. You can still disable automatic updates.

The graphs show that though? Most men go down to around the “0” line.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Signpost/item, if that’s what you mean.
The JPxG person (who is not an employee of WMF for some reason; maybe they didn’t apply?) recently put this in the testing version of the template:

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The previous thing was unimaginably bad, so I fixed it. It's still pretty bad, but now it isn't 40 lines of the same thing pasted over and over.
(JPxG, 2023 December 6)

--></noinclude>
{{#switch: {{{2}}}
  | 0 =        {{#switch: {{{1}}}<!-- Case handling for speshul snoufleik "0" parameter to put note from the editor top and centered. -->
                 | 3 = <div style="text-align:center; margin-top:15px; margin-bottom:15px;"><span style="font-size:75%;">''{{{4}}}'' &mdash; ''[[#{{{4}}}|{{{5}}}]]''</span></div>
                 }}
  | #default = {{#switch: {{{1}}}{{#expr:{{{2}}} mod 2}}<!-- Everything else. -->
                 | 10  =
                 | 11  =
                 | 20  =
                 | 21  =
                 | 30  = <div style="float:left;  clear:left;                                width:49%; margin-bottom:15px; text-align:left;"><span style="font-weight:bold; font-size:70%; color:#777;">{{{4}}}</span><br />[[#{{{4}}}|{{{5}}}]]</div>
                 | 31  = <div style="float:right; clear:right; position:relative; right:-3%; width:49%; margin-bottom:15px; text-align:left;"><span style="font-weight:bold; font-size:75%; color:#666;">{{{4}}}</span><br />[[#{{{4}}}|{{{5}}}]]</div>
                 | 40  =
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                 }}
}}

maybe he was rejected because of his awful date format?

Anyway, the testing version has now been automatically protected from editing because JPxG also tested his kewl new testing version by using it in an old 2010 issue, which resulted in 827 page updates

Your family may be hydrophobiacs.

(because a torrent is a water stream! get it? hehehehehehehh)