• frezik@midwest.social
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    22 hours ago

    Congratulations! After processing your payment of $1392.63, we have put out the fire on your house.

    Since everything else around you is still burning, we will require another $1392.63 to come out again.

    • manicdave@feddit.uk
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      16 hours ago

      Wouldn’t the neighbours house already being on fire be considered a pre existing condition?