Just horrible in every way.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/
Hot tub streamers optimal space
They must’ve forgot to put a wall
Jakscuse me?
Is no one going to mention the horrific slip risk on that marble tile? Stepping on that with wet feet is a TBI waiting to happen
Not to mention the gap between the Jacuzzi and the floor - someone’s going to trip and break a leg!
I’m hoping there’s a drain down there as well.
my first thought was “oh joys finally i can crack open my skull outside of the bathroom!”
You obviously don’t sous vide much.
Someone who has never cooked a meal designed that kitchen
Why has no one mentioned that there’s no refrigerator?! Plus to get to the top shelves of those cabinets, you’d need a 20-foot tall ladder!
is the stripper pole load bearing?
also if i didn’t know any better i would say that thing in front of the pool is a folding bed so the room also counts as one of the spacious bedrooms they advertise on zillow. but it’s hard to tell even with the listing and the additional photos. one benefit of the listing is seeing that the other massive room is an indoor basketball court though.
is the stripper pole load bearing?
That may depend on the user.
Looks like a mechanically deployed cover for the hot tub to me
reality is often worse than fantasy. i choose multi-track drifting instead.
The house that Dogecoin built.
This building was designed to make a statement and that statement is “I have tech money.” A detail that jumped out at me is the garage is connected to the kitchen via a large glass door; the cars parked therein are meant to be part of the decor of the house.
The state of the place makes another statement, and that statement is “I very suddenly don’t have tech money anymore.” The building itself looks 99.9% finished, there’s some wires hanging out of a wall in one picture which makes me think there should have been another television installed or something. I doubt the guy who ordered this monstrosity has spent a single afternoon here before his stocks collapsed and/or he went to jail for wire fraud or something. Seller is a tech brosn’t.
Add some red lights and it’s a strip club with a kitchen. I guess somebody hungers for more than pussy.
There’s no space for a fridge. I see an outlet on the wall but why would you not made a space for it.
Swinger house.
A group owned it for fucking.
It’s new construction.
This is an AirBnB party house. No one who owns this will ever spend a night there.
You can inherit it if you spend the night though
That’s a lot of empty floor space; kitchen or pool-room.
It’s wild that this room is basically the entire living space. There are two small bedrooms and bathrooms, and then this. They list the kitchen separately but if I’m interpreting the dimensions correctly it’s a 20x24 foot room with a kitchenette, a stripper pole, and a ten-person hot tub. And 8 TVs, 6 of them in the middle of the main window, although I suspect they might be photoshopped in.
Is that a porn house?
And why is there parking space for like 200 cars outside?
Airbnb party house.
The neighbors have probably tried to burn it down.
It has a stripper pole in the kitchen
I didn’t even notice that!
A vegas height stripper pole
Just pop in some cupboards ten feet in the air in case the fucking Harlem Globetrotters come round for a bath and a poledance.
Mirrored finish! So you can watch the TV mounted at cruising altitude.
