LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agoAnon's strict momlemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square166fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 days ago1: go to toilet 2: kneel in front facing the toilet 3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet 4:??? 5: profit
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoMy dick is too long, goes in the water :(
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoNah your toilet’s just clogged. Occam’s razor.
minus-squareScott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoMust be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.
1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:???
5: profit
My dick is too long, goes in the water :(
Nah your toilet’s just clogged. Occam’s razor.
Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.