• markko@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    No way in hell I’d want to be a farmer these days. That shit seems like the most stressful career possible.

    Something like gardener/groundskeeper looks good to me though.

  • Zink@programming.dev
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    5 days ago

    I’m trying to have it both ways by keeping my desk job and building/upgrading a koi pond at home. I read more about the oxidation of organic compounds than about the compilation of code, and every day I inch further to the right in this meme.

    I highly recommend having significant hobbies far outside your area of work.

  • ikidd@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 days ago

    I’m a farmer but fuck goats. They’re creepy weird animals that destroy everything they’re in contact with.

    Cows can kill but at least they have pretty eyes.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    My “I wanna be a goat farmer,” which I doubt will ever happen, is a recording studio with only pre-1950s equipment. Everything goes live into ribbon mics, through a tube mixer (pots, not faders!) and lathed directly onto a master disc. No digital anything, no multitrack, not even condenser mics. A place for musicians to record music like they did once upon a time…

    I could never afford to do it, but it’s a fun dream.

  • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    I just wanna love on a boat going all over the place

    Only problem is to get a boat that could do that (even going full cheap AF route) is so bloody expensive

    Not to mention I basically have to have at least a small income stream otherwise I can’t see a doctor

    I keep looking at my spreadsheet going “someday”

  • VonReposti@feddit.dk
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    5 days ago

    My parents were the middle ones so now I got an MSc and a good career. Aaand I’m contemplating whether I should just be a goat farmer instead.

    • lath@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      I recommend against it. Goat farming isn’t for everyone. You should start with sheep first, then slowly add goats. People who go for goats directly tend to fail more often than not.

  • big_fat_fluffy@leminal.spaceEnglish
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    6 days ago

    To be fair, the pro-work propaganda is directed at the middle of the bell curve. That guy in the middle has bespoke mindfuck beamed into his brain 24-7, but the guys on the ends are well out of the line of fire.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      I don’t know about that. Farming involves a lot of physical labor. Also, goats have horns.

      My wife’s best friend grew up on a goat farm. She does not recommend it. She has stories.

    • Smokeydope@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      6 days ago

      I can’t tell if ‘psychical’ is a mispelling of physical or if some people feel the word psychological needs to be shortened into a new word.

        • Smokeydope@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          5 days ago

          Ill take the L on not knowing that psychical was a word. However you and the other person seem to not be acknowledging that the poster did in fact misspell the word they admitted they aren’t a native english speaker. Thats a detail thats very easy to to actively ignore while on your way to ‘bhut acthually’ someone. As a final thought, I went to google trends to see how many people search up ‘psychical’, theres not even enough searches using that word to form statistical trends. Ive never heard of it before someone accidentally misspelled their way into it and almost certainly I will never hear it again after this conversation is done. Its a dead word like many in the english language. That doesn’t matter, the armchair linguist got the chemicals flowing in your brain from correcting someone on the internet, you got what you came for now fuck off.

      • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        5 days ago

        Psyche is the mind. Psychology is the study of the mind.

        Psychical is of or pertaining to the mind. Psychological is of or pertaining to the study of the mind.

    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org
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      6 days ago

      Goats are absolute assholes. This fuckers will find even the smallest hole in the fence and break out of it. Sheep are already bad, but goats are the worst.

  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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    6 days ago

    I don’t want to be a goat farmer but I do find people that work hard to make management richer are insufferable.

    “”" A man is walking into the office when he sees his boss pull into the parking lot in a brand new sports car. “Wow! Nice car! How’d you afford that?” he says.

    The boss smiles at him and says, “Listen. If you work hard, hit all your numbers this quarter, put in some overtime, then I can buy another one next quarter.” “”"

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    6 days ago

    I want to do my job that I like. Even make money for the shareholders. Nobody seems to be interested though so fuck it goat farming it is.