Womp womp
Keep reporting this post, libs. I’m getting a blowjob by a robot powered by angry libs reporting cool and based things about killing CEOs on the internet and I’m about to bust!
Wait, wait, so the right wingers also want the evil CEOs to be destroyed, it’s not just the lefties???
The fuck are we fighting about, then?
No war but class war.
“Libs” is not a epithet that indicates the speaker is right wing.
The right wingers want to destroy the evil government and be the CEOs. The lefties want to destroy the evil CEOs and be the government.
Hell yeah
1 report = 1 stroke
I’m reporting it right now to add to your stroke count, comrade
Can I get a robot like that for uhhhh… friend?
Libs claim to hate Donald Trump and what he stands for, but damn if they don’t circle the wagons to protect the sociopathic, literally murderous greed machine that Trump’s entire persona is basically a totem/mascot/cartoon of.
It’s like they don’t even know the theme of Trump’s gameshow that endeared him to his nitwits.
Sorry neolibs, you cant separate out the greed from the racism and mysogony. The greed we’re Inculturated to indulge and encourage is every bit as monstrous as racism and mysogony, it merely has a better marketing team.
The kind of wholesome news we need in these trying times.
thoughts and prayers
LOL JK
Thoughts and prayers for the shooter, hope they make it through this
It was super early. Hope they were able to get back to sleep.
Sleep tight, king
He probably bled out waiting for insurance to approve the expenditure for the gauze.
Look, I know he’s out now, but his k/d ratio was insane.
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MEDI-KILL
Midwest social most based instance?
- Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare, was fatally shot on Wednesday morning in a targeted attack outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel.
- Thompson was in Manhattan for UnitedHealthcare’s 2024 investor conference when he was killed.
- The New York Police Department reported that the suspect fled the scene and remains at large; no arrests have been made.
Hopefully it wasn’t just a mugging
The cops said he waited in the freezing cold in one spot for ten minutes before taking the shot and fleeing down an alley to a bike he had waiting. This was 100% premeditated.
In unrelated news, I have an erection that will probably last longer than 4 hours.
I’d say see your doctor but uhhhh
Thompson was in Manhattan for UnitedHealthcare’s 2024 investor conference
LOL
He sure as fuck wasn’t there for the “help people access affordable, reliable, high quality healthcare conference”.
I mean, capitalism preaches the necessity of winners and losers. The owners demand there be losers so they can win largely enough to buy pet mega yachts for their primary mega yachts.
Guess he lost.
Oh I’m sorry, does that only apply to the members of our society dying of exposure and
policecapital defense force brutality in your local gutter for the crime of not generating enough value for the shareholders in the “wealthiest nation on Earth?”Consequences are rough.
Thoughts and prayers
Great, now I have to playthrough DX1 again… It’s honest work
GMDX.
Makes it playable in the modern age
CEOs should be scared. Especially extra ghoulish industries like this.
Make them feel like they need security.
The security guards they need -->
I volunteer as tribute
Make them feel like they need security.
You mean some kind of safetynet to make sure they’re protected if something unforseen happens to them?
What a novel concept! Maybe we should create an economic equivalent for everybody in society…
Yeah I don’t know the details of this murder, but I do want these types to be extra paranoid. I want them to live in fear of the choices they make
No one who is in a position to determine the life and death of millions should ever feel “safe” from the people they have the power to harm.
French Royalty learned that the hard way. Maybe it’s time to remind people again.
Hope gun man gets away. Fuck the first article I read of how great he was and how touch the lives of so many. Just forgot to mention it was touching them by allowing people to die and suffer. I am with you fucking billionaires and rich CEO should be scared and shitting their pants.
