Wow… “Purses” is not what my dyslexic, morning brain read and it gave this meme a whole different spin.
That is way too many picks lmao. Nobody needs a set that big. Just a few tensioners, a rake, and a pair of single pin picks would be plenty.
Think of how much inventory you could save if you ditch some things like the pick gun and the many rakes and weird single pin picks. Everything else is necessary though, especially the geode.
So - that’s why it hurts so hard to get hit by one!
My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.
You never know when Chrome will strike. Smart lady
My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.
The ketchup container isn’t even that unrealistic. I’ve met women that will pull out their own condiments. I’d go as far as to say it’s a massive green flag for me. Please share that purse sriracha, miss.
I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked
I did the same. Was totally confused about the Geode.
The bong I got though.
Unrealistic; master locks require no more than a rake to open
Well, of course. Abigail isn’t going to walk around without a little snack in her purse.
also like three pocket knives
Me trying to figure out what to drop from my inventory.
Ladies, You whip out a 100 pack of tube meats from your purse…I’ll marry you.
I knew a woman who really loved meat, and while she wouldn’t carry a 100 pack of hotdogs for eating, she would carry that volume of meat in her purse.
I’m not a woman, but I’m always down for a good weenie roast, watch:
You’re a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together
(inconsolable) How could you do this?
Purse of Holding
Yeah what if i tell you i keep woman’s purse in my cargo pant, which i gonna pull out another pair of cargo pant from that purse?
This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea
I once knew a woman who kept a lock picking set in her purse. She used it a few times when we were at the beach after sundown and the bathrooms were locked before we got there. She was the real transgender bathroom menace.
That woman sounds like the hero we need.
Those devious trans women are… going into bathrooms when there’s nobody there?
