Don’t eat grass, the silicates in it will seriously fuck up your teeth
wtf it’s real… I wouldn’t have even considered that.
Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.
Anon took a bait from a dog.
What kind of childhood did you have if you don’t know what grass tastes like.
Maybe this was a particular patch of grass with extra flavour?
Like dog piss flavour.
Or an adult in with a hippie wheat grass stall in their farmers’ market.
He forgor
Classic college behavior
Honestly not the weirdest behavior you’d see in campus, and could almost be wholesome. Guy’s down on the ground interacting with his dog; what’s wrong with that? Also: it’s at night - could they see he was actually eating grass, or did it look like he was just playing with his dog?
Also also: college campus… night… couple sitting on a bench… “sitting.” College couples never only sit on secluded benches in the dark. OP probably interrupted a handy.
Or more likely they were just about to light a blunt and you crashed their favorite smoke spot.
I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.
Isn’t that just a salad?
Only if it comes from the salad region of France.
Yes, otherwise it’s just crispy grass.
corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I’m grass.
Your mom’s grass
Your ass is grass
AND I’M GONNA MOW IT
Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.
