well well well, if it isn’t a new xkcd
You do have to be careful, though–sometimes, instead of water, you hit this free fuel that you can sell for a lot of money instead.
Be careful though. If you keep on digging deeper and deeper, you’ll find magma. That’s not a bad deal either, because you can use that heat to run a geothermal power plant.
Idk man I’ve yet to know anyone who died from drinking magma.
Fair enough. We’re going to assume it’s completely safe until proven otherwise. Vulcanologists can tell you that the viscosity can be pretty high, so there could be a choking hazard though. Further study would be needed to determine the exact nature of potential hazards.
I always assumed that some poor schmuck was trying to dig a hole because he needed a hole and the fucking thing kept flooding. He was pissed until his buddy realized that they had stumbled upon a magic portal to a lake which they could use to get water from.
I’d say it’s likely that wells were independently invented multiple times. Some may have been luck, others ingenuity.
We’ve known that groundwater existed for verifiably more than 7,000 years (the age of the oldest well ever found). Springs and seeps are easily observable groundwater coming up out of the ground. I seriously doubt it was stumbled into by accident. We probably started by modifying springs for our use and then dug in other places to see if we could tap into the same source.
What did the farmer say when he found three deep holes in his field?
Well, well, well, look what we have here.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
Well done.
Well! … this is a silly conversation!
Ah Well, moving on.
At least wish him well on his recovery.
We’ll, we’ll, we’ll, if it isn’t autocorrect
The “This one neat trick big water won’t tell you about” to “the government can’t tell me not to dig my well next to my latrine” pipeline (aquaduct?) is real.
