Shit like this is why meat eaters are not convinced going vegetarian isn’t a conspiracy.
The recipe actually started off halfway decent until the donuts and mayonnaise lol
It definitely sounds like some classic 1950s cooking… The only things missing are maraschino cherries and cut up hot dog weiners
“then cover everything in aspic”
No one mentions how most of the bored housewives used drugs back then. This recipe is missing jello!!
Shoot to thrill!
And still not a salad lol, more like a dessert.
Then put the whole thing in a jello mold.
It started with prunes and cottage cheese. That’s already bottom of the barrel right there.
Hey cottage cheese is fantastic. Not as an ingredient though.
I hope that “chef” spent the rest of their life in prison.
This is how I wish we served Brevik, considering we’ve resolved to “take the high road” and keep him around.
This has to be fake. No one would combine these.
Post war cooking was wild.
My Silent Gen mom was an awful cook. Casseroles every damned night, same shit over and over again, zero tolerance for creativity changing a recipe. I could see her finding this recipe and serving it over and over again.
took me a LONG time to recover from high school cafeteria’s Friday tuna casseroles (complete with canned peas)
Serve with mayonnaise.
😂 There’s a kind of innocent madness in this “recipe” that makes me happy.
This absolutely screams “I was zooted on lithium when I came up with this” 🫤
making the mayo optional was the only mercy to be found in this recipe.
Keep in mind, some dude in the 50’s probably came home to this expecting meat and potatoes. Say what you will about “traditional marriage”, but I’d only wish this travesty on the worst of the worst.
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The “Serve with mayonnaise” got me at the end… I held it together until that point. Why was everything served with mayonnaise?
That has to be parody. “Serve with mayonnaise” is too perfect a what-the-fuck ending.
You don’t want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes. Babish did a mayonnaise cake.
Yeah, but… we know what he’s into.
Somebody alert Dylan Hollis.
3 random ingredients on a lettuce leaf: SALAD!
I love how fast and loose this plays with the definition of “salad”.
It used to mean any meal served cold. Later versions were encased in gelatin for better preservation, which contributed to the later post-war jelly salad recipes.
My wife’s grandma makes “pretzel salad”, which is crushed pretzel sticks that are tossed with a mixture of margarine and cream cheese, I think, then baked until crispy then crumbled.
In the meantime, cream cheese, maybe whipped cream?, sugar, a few other onesies and twosies, and canned shredded pineapple are mixed into an unholy slop.
Then, when is time to serve, the crumbles are mixed in with the slop and there you go. Salad.
Is this a side for a meal, or a dessert?
I believe it’s a dessert
Mmm, interesting. Pretzel salad for me is the layer of crushed pretzel and melted butter (no cream cheese here) baked, like you said, then a layer of a cream cheese frosting, then a layer of strawberries in strawberry jello. All separate layers, no unholy slop, and it’s sooooo good. But no, it’s not salad.
In the 70s salad was any sort of combination of plant material and sauce
Ah no. A salad was anything combined with anything else but not cooked (again). This led to some true abominations at the table. Too often, mayonnaise (and not even mayonnaise but Miracle Whip) served as the binder.
Yes! Throw some crap in jello, serve on a lettuce leaf, SALAD!
Right? Cover a fucking donut with mayonnaise, serve it on a single leaf of lettuce - boom, salad.
Can’t wait to see a black forest gateau salad.
You watch, Dunkin’ Donuts will feature this next month as “healthy”.
I’ll stick to meat and potatoes, thanks
Well I think I can confidently speak for all “meat and potatoes” men when I say that not only would this not change my mind, I think I’d never be able to look a prune in the same way again after eating this
“Eating this”?
I would possibly examine, dissect and document this. But eat?
It would change my mind about ever spending time with this person ever again.
No, in fact this was NOT a good meal. You get no points, and may god have mercy on your soul!
So has anyone of you tried this yet? What’s your verdict?
