• 𒉀TheGuyTM3𒉁@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    How to stop being annoyed by parents

    Here is a recipe for stopping being annoyed by your parents:

    ------ Requirements ------

    -A Screwdriver

    -A lithium-ion battery (charged)

    -A room with nobody inside

    ------ Recipe ------

    1 - put the charged battery on the floor, and then smash it several times with the screwdriver

    2 - Eventually, a sweet smoke should leave the battery, don’t worry, it is the devil making its venue.

    3 - Once the devil has appeared, ask him to stop being annoyed by your parents, it will accept kindly.

    4 - Enjoy!

    (I’m not very reassured about posting that)