FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 天前The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountmessage-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1476arrow-down136
arrow-up1440arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 天前message-square67fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down5·edit-23 天前To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of 1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k where k is the number of kids you have.
minus-squarejjjalljs@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 天前I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 天前I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 天前I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 天前Chop off the end of some kids finger.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 天前Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
minus-squareCookieOfFortune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 天前Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
minus-squareSirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 天前Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
k
is the number of kids you have.I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
What if i have -0.001 kids?
Chop off the end of some kids finger.
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Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
Kill someone else’s kid.
Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula