Looks at the sign with a telescope from space
Haha you cant catch me anomaly
It says if you can read the sign, you’re in range. It’s an anomaly, after all.
Ah shit, I just read the sign…
Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anomaly!
No wait that’s shy guy oh shit oh fuck
GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!
I just finished Outriders, let me at that fucking anomaly
STALKER: New Vegas looks lit
Of course I’m in range.
I can never be out of range of it.
throws bolt forward
Cheekis some breekis
So a blind person can just walk through without issues?
Yes. I believe this is what the SCP committee would call a memetic hazard.
*cognitohazard unless it is contagious
It got reuploaded here, didn’t it?
You can trust anomaly. Anomaly is frien
ah yes the lovely universe reset
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Is the anomaly that giant sentient hamburger?
I bet I could take 'im. Even if he doesn’t have bacon.
Nope, that’s an American Mimic. Looks like a cheeseburger but if you touch it, you are grappled and then it has advantage on attack rolls.
Hungry Burger’s got like 2k atk though, you’ll need to out it with snatch steal or raigeki
Fortnite reference?!
Are you 12 years old?
I think it would be safer if you assume everything in fortnite is a reference to something else.
Does Fortnite have any original content at all? Everything I’ve seen looked like licensed stuff.
Wouldn’t it be cool if there were shit like this out there?
Like an angler fish; That sign draws in the curious and unaware.
Bring it no. I’m ready for some existential crisis.
