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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk ·
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You have to REALLY like chandeliers.

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You have to REALLY like chandeliers.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk ·
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Overall a nice house with some lovely scenic views. But someone was very chandelier-happy.

Also, white carpet in the red-sanded Arizona desert? Possibly not the best plan.

Even the bathroom- chandelier.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/2856-State-Route-179-Sedona,-AZ-86336_rb/81977020_zpid/

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Sedona, AZ. Say no more.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    Jeez. At first glance I thought that first pic was an indoor swimming pool.

    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      So what is the pic showing then, just a polished blue floor in some living room-type area?

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      7 months ago

      There’s even fish stickers on the shower door lol

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    It’s got some “backrooms” / liminal space vibes.

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      My first thought. Definite Poolrooms energy.

    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      It’s like a “cheerful” house of leaves

  • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    They bought one and Amazon fucked up and sent a pallet.

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    Why would you paint the sky on the ceiling and then add chandeliers?! It feels like a fallout bunker.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Delusions of Versailles, on a budget.

      https://images.app.goo.gl/TuosGDxh19FU22Xc8

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        Paris, TX was not enough so they made their own Versailles, AZ

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    That carpet is filthy. They didn’t even vacuum it.

    • Longing@lemmy.world
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      I’m not even sure if that’s carpet.

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    This seems like a fake house that’s just for hosting parties lol like I can’t imagine someone actually living in such a ridiculous space

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      100% a swinger house. I’d bet there’s an absurd number of bathrooms as well.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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        They probably shouldn’t swing. Those chandeliers probably won’t hold their weight.

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          Heyoooh!

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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            I’ll be here all week, folks! Try the fish!

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        6 beds, 8 baths on a few acres of land for not-too-much privacy, lots of off street parking. Swinger house seems pretty plausible. Whomever owned it definitely entertained parties of some sort quite a bit there

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          Gotta check for Pampas Grass, that’s the hallmark.

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    Is the first pic supposed to be a garage?

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    And they’re ALL DIFFERENT

    Seriously, how did they find SO MANY completely different chandeliers?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s like it’s a chandelier display store for very elite customers.

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        Feels like an episode of Interdemensional TV from Rick and Morty

    • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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      Maybe it’s a collection

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        I think whether it was intentionally one or not, it’s become one

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    The location is magnificent but everything about the house is naff - not just the chandeliers but the curtains, the kitchen, the balconies, the archways, even the outdoor area. The temptation would be to knock it all down and put in something more open to take advantage of the vistas.

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    Well, if you have high ceiling rooms, a chandelier looks better than some flat lights somewhere up there.

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    The cover photo looks like an AI generated image since it doesn’t understand the appropriate number of light fixtures.

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    I guess when you have double-height rooms, you have to use that space for something.

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      In this case, they went with weather formation

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    The thumbnail made it look like a pool with chandeliers, I’m not sure this is better.

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    Loving the clouds painted on the ceiling. Did a five year old design this house?

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      No way, this is peak Boomer, guaranteed.

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