Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months agoGlass of wine rulelemm.eeexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkGlass of wine rulelemm.eeTodd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareneuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoLose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoSlap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoGet a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
minus-squaremossy_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoNow there’s a brand new sentence
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
Goon of fortune.
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Now there’s a brand new sentence