You call it a good reason to look up how to build a homemade emp defensive weapon using parts from a microwave.
They set a slamhound on Turner’s trail in New Delhi, slotted it to his pheromones and the color of his hair. It caught up with him on a street called Chandni Chauk and came scrambling for his rented BMW through a forest of bare brown legs and pedicab tires. Its core was a kilogram of recrystallized hexogene and flaked TNT.
He didn’t see it coming. The last he saw of India was the pink stucco facade of a place called the Khush-Oil Hotel.
Because he had a good agent, he had a good contract. Because he had a good contract, he was in Singapore an hour after the explosion. Most of him, anyway. The Dutch surgeon liked to joke about that, how an unspecified percentage of Turner hadn’t made it out of Palam International on that first flight and had to spend the night there in a shed, in a support vat.
Metal Bork
Might as well call it Terminator it will show a remarkable amount of self awareness once we willingly bring Skynet online.
Scratchy. For those itches you just can’t get any other way.
Hellhound of course
Heckin murder pupper
Sir.
Death: Destroyer of worlds
Whatever the fuck it tells you to call it
Dragon
As a fan of spawning unimaginable horrors of man’s twisted minds to be employed in the furtherance of defending democracy against authoritarians and theocratic fascists, I approve of whatever the hell this thing is.
Providing it’s us using them. If it’s Russia, China, or Iran making them then clearly they’re a crime against humanity and we must invade immediately to prevent this evil from being unleashed upon the world.
The Cyberdyne Systems Model 4 or CSM-4.
I can literally see the future of warfare. From humans with guns, to robots with guns, then finally international battlebot competitions. History always repeats itself.
We were promised Neuromancer and instead we got Robot Jox.
When will it be time? Time for them to take my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow?
Maybe we can just skip to the robot Olympics and try to save the future of the robot species before they get embedded with by habits.
Its always wise to be on their good side. That’s why I started up a Pro-robot rights Super PAC. I believe they have the right to abort code and shut down with dignity.
That’s the kind of forward thinking we need. I’ve just been saying please and thank you to them. I’m not sure how, but we need to vote you in charge of future human robot relations.
May Roko’s Basilisk Spare Us All
BASED