I used to be a male prostitute, but I couldn’t make a living at it because people always saved big money at Menards.
Stupid pimp.
So the ship’s wheel that he had attached to his crotch didn’t provide adequate protection?
He removed it. It was driving him nuts
Save Big Money
When you shop Menards!
Jokes aside I like the rebate program.
Normal people walking past and shaking their damn heads as I am somehow in a fight with a pirate…
My brother in law calls it the “whore store”…because you can get anything you want there.
The owner is a piece of shit
You can’t just tell us some rich bastard is a piece of shit and expect us to believe you! It’s so rare and unlikely!
there should be articles about super rich people who don’t do this shit. I already assume all of them are rapists and most are worse.
Me: nards
Ope, I’m suddenly reminded of my midwesterness
You tryna save big money?
I always read it like a leprechaun. What did the leprechaun say when it got kicked in the nuts? “OCH, ME’NARDS!”
Watch out for that 11% rebate
This is to deprive yourself of the ability to return what you bought?
I rebate me hook when the fish gets away. Yarr