Is that a brag or a threat?
Yes
Epic reddit moment
Thangs pal! i do my goldurn best to be funny for visiting redditors and lemmy regs too.
Take care :)
If you reversed the gender on this you’d the comment section would be a combination of roasting the hypothetical dude and complaining how trashy the shirt is.
I don’t even think the double standard is related to sexism. I think you’re all horny degenerates who are emotionally stunted to the point where any woman implying anything sexual breaks your mind.
Nah it’s just a fatty with a weird excuse. The gender doesn’t matter at all.
nah i’d be here supporting them 100%
I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I’d feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.
I think you underestimate how gay lemmy is.
Honestly fair. My bad for not factoring gay people in my consideration of how people on this site are sex starved horny degenerates.
2edgy4me
Is being this large a genetic trait?
Depends on what ya mean by large, if ya mean for example broad shoulder with somewhat odd muscle distribution maybe. But no most folks are just overweight, I have both I am five foot five so its actually accentuated somewhat.
Seems like an approachable woman. Must be fun at parties. 🤔
She’s probably the type that calls others fatphobic because they looked at her .0001 seconds
she probably is cool as hell actually
I guess if you’re an angry Karen.
the word “karen” should never have been allowed to escape confinement
Only a Karen would say that. 🤔
it’s me, the spooky bogeywoman
Hi Karen. I hope you’re doing well.
That just makes me sad for both of them.
Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady’s affairs.
It’s just bdsm.
Bacon During Sexual Moments
… I have to apologize to my girlfriend.
Trashy fatty. Imagine a group of kids reading her shirt.
Agree it’s trashy but also fuck them kids
Finally, someone in this thread gets it.
Fuck you
Careful, she’s after your retirement grease!
Anticorp, have ya got any grease?
Imagine going around shaming everything that you don’t like — not realizing that some find this to be their fetish.
That life seems miserable.
Wearing trashy shirts on public transit is a fetish? So what if I wear a shirt that says “you’re a fat ass cause you won’t stop eating” is that free speech or?
Aww this widdle guy is trying so hard for a reaction
It’s funny she calls herself fat but you guys freak out if anyone calls her what she calls herself
Nobody freaks out. They just scroll by, click a button and think: “Meh, what a dumbass”. The rest happens in your head. 🤷♀️
Yet here you are with your knickers in a bunch
People seem to think children will get brain damage if they see anything sexual even in writing.
Last thing I need is parenting opinions from childless kids barely out of high school
🤡
But not gore…
I remember reading about the show Hannibal where there was a scene that was originally shot where you could see a butt crack gasp! so to make it more suitable for the children they filled the crack with viscera from the dude who was torn open…
Have you ever been on the average Call of Duty lobby? Kids have read and said far worse than this. Kids are going to learn curse words regardless of what you do.
And according to those lobbies they’ve had way more sex than most of us. They seem to really like mothers.
Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That’s hilarious
I thought the same thing and I’m still not convinced that’s not what’s going on. I remember in the '90s so many people were putting chains to their wallets, you know wear your money is… Well your cell phone is probably attached to one of your accounts, so it’s money. This weirdly makes sense to me.
I think it makes perfect sense, and a cool retro throwback. Fashion is cyclical after all! But I think the other poster was correct and she just has it fed through 2 belt loops.
Fashion is cyclical after all!
I just heard today that you’re considered old if you wear ankle socks now. It was the opposite when I was younger, not wearing ankle socks made you look old and out of fashion.
I have heard that too. It sounds insane.
I think the chain is just to be pretty, attached to her pants on both sides.
Yep. Looks like a hanging loop from behind to the front and back through the belt loops on her left side. Purely decorative.
Well, better that than the sink
Ah, the ol’ throat sink.
I hope my dad is eating the bacon and not wasting it.
Same!
I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.👀 I’m sorry to say this, but I actually might be getting some version of these. It WOULD be cute, imo, and they (especially the brightly-colored ones) make me feel little nostalgic.
I lose my phone embarrassingly frequently. I have a wrist/necklace strap now, but I really don’t enjoy walking around with my annoyingly heavy phone dangling from my neck/wrist all the time, so I rarely actually use them.
I’ll probably be finding away to attach a keyring to my TV remote, too 🙄
Don’t be sorry to say that! I think the idea is pretty darn cute. When everyone tells you how amazingly stylish, practical, and clever you are, remember me!
(But take all the credit for the idea for yourself - unless some poor fashionless soul doesn’t like it, then definitely blame me for a bad suggestion.)My wife has one of the neck strap ones, and she doesn’t like wearing it for the same reason. My brain just assumed they took one of the mounting plates from one of those and hooked it to one of those sproingy straps.
Remotes are tough. We have a dedicated holder that is just where each remote goes as soon as it is no longer touching a hand, because they otherwise do get lost. Despite that, I’ve even considered 3d printing an AirTag holder that I can glue to the remotes, although that would just mean pointing my phone at the couch while it tells me they’re somewhere ‘in there.’
Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.