Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🍲 Tuesday, October 1 , 2024message-squaremessage-square143fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🍲 Tuesday, October 1 , 2024Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month agomessage-square143fedilink
minus-squareGibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 month agoI swear to god if I hear the word “granular” at work today I’m going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it. Just say “detailed”. What’s wrong with “detailed”?!?! Ah corporate life. I’ve missed you lol Edit: I’m adding the word “artifact” to the list.
minus-squareanotherspringchicken@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoHow on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space/lens’. Bloody weasel words
minus-squareThornburywitch@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agotoo much detail ‘granular’ is actually quite a good metaphor, just horribly overused.
minus-squareGibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI haven’t heard space/lens yet. It won’t be long I’m sure. Every time someone says artifact my mind goes straight to Indiana Jones lol
minus-squareBaku@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoDamn gibsy, you’re starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agostart replying to peoples emails spelling it artefact and track how fast the flock adopts it
minus-squareSeagoon_@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoyou made me look twice and check if I have been spelling it wrong
minus-squareForce_majeure123@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoGranular! (I’d love a mandarin please)
minus-squareanotherspringchicken@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month ago🍊🍊🍊here’s some low hanging fruit!
minus-squareAlamutjones@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYour artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game
minus-squareSeagoon_@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoCan I say artifact if I talk about archaeology? Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.
minus-squareTinyBreak@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoMine is people sulking. I’m so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said “deliver” so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.
minus-squareGibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAgreed. I can’t fucking stand it. We’re not children. If you’re annoyed, say something.
I swear to god if I hear the word “granular” at work today I’m going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it.
Just say “detailed”. What’s wrong with “detailed”?!?!
Ah corporate life. I’ve missed you lol
Edit: I’m adding the word “artifact” to the list.
How on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space/lens’. Bloody weasel words
too much detail ‘granular’ is actually quite a good metaphor, just horribly overused.
I haven’t heard space/lens yet. It won’t be long I’m sure.
Every time someone says artifact my mind goes straight to Indiana Jones lol
As it should.
Damn gibsy, you’re starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!
start replying to peoples emails spelling it artefact and track how fast the flock adopts it
you made me look twice and check if I have been spelling it wrong
heheheheeee
Granular!
(I’d love a mandarin please)
🍊🍊🍊here’s some low hanging fruit!
I nominate ‘touch base’
Your artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game
Can I say artifact if I talk about archaeology?
Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.
Mine is people sulking. I’m so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said “deliver” so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.
Agreed. I can’t fucking stand it. We’re not children. If you’re annoyed, say something.