This is borderline shitpost material, but I actually kind of like it so it goes here.
did you get this off of etsy ?
Lol! Chemtrails.
Run! Hide! Except you can’t cause they’re chemtrails! It’s everywhere!
Nah that’s just microplastics
The last one should be contrails. They’re man made, line shaped clouds. They’re also just water vapor. I’m not sure if anyone else even noticed the chemtrails part lol.
Yeah I was mildly annoyed by that too lol. Though it is a shit post so perhaps that’s the joke?
In the last decade, the gap between humorous shitpost and unironic conspiracy theory bs has shrunk rapidly. Like Poe’s Law is a thing but now everything is simultaneously a shitpost and unironically held beliefs.
Yeah, it’s definitely supposed to be the shit post part
My meteorology professor at ERAU liked to call them “Cirrostratus Anthropogenicus.”
Contrails have jet exhaust in them, so mostly air with a bit less oxygen and a bit more CO2, some soot and hydrocarbon based nonsense.
The really stupid thing is “airplane engine exhaust contains chemicals that are harmful to people’s brains” is 100% verifiably true, it’s just not jet contrails. It’s small piston-powered planes that still run on leaded gasoline. The average student pilot flying a Cessna 172 is doing more to make the masses dumb than a 777 pilot hauling passengers.
Fortunately, a lot of light sport airplanes are able to run on unleaded automotive gasoline and there’s been a proposal to expand the light sport rule to increase what can be an LSA and what you can use an LSA for. For example, it’s currently illegal to use a light sport aircraft for aerial photography, because reasons. You have to use a Normal category airplane for that, which probably means a 1960’s technology engine and 1960’s technology fuel. But, we’re fixing it.
Not shit post, more like Simple Tools.
I like this so much I’m going to make my own!
Well done!
I love this so much. This is such a fun project to make with your kids. Maybe make them a little more durable and take them out as often as clouds are in the sky.
Maybe correct the comtrail one. Or substitute Cumulonimbus, for when a storm is brewing.
Wait, why isn’t this posted on c/[email protected]?
Capcha irl
