I am really surprised no one made a uranus joke yet
Edit: or is this the joke and i’m just dense
As dense as Uranus
That would be 1.27g/cm^3, so not that much denser than your average human
WHAT* should we name it?
Learn basic grammar. FFS.
Only if you learn how to interact with people like a normal human being.
Buttholegeuse
Vulcane Chocolat
Should it be probed?
I believe that’s a planet
Hisanus
That ain’t no moon!
A mate’s bands used to be called Brownstar
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I prefer 'em thick
That’s how scientists named Urenus
Urectum
Georgium Sidus
Looks like a brown dwarf
Honestly if you can position your anus to be in the focus of a telescope that’s kinda impressive.
I imagine it’s just a hollow tube made to look like a telescope…
Being pedantic he’s gotta at least have mirrors in there because of where the eyepiece is to the side. Additional pedantry is that the aperture and eyepiece being different sizes requires at least one focusing lens.
