I can keep you busy for a while in Canada…

Dildo, Newfoundland Blow me Down (park), Newfoundland Come by Chance, Newfoundland Spread Eagle Bay, Newfoundland Conception Bay, Newfoundland Balls Creek, Nova Scotia Lower Sackville, Nova Scotia Ecum Secum, Nova Scotia Meat Cove, Nova Scotia Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia Balls Falls, Ontario Crotch Lake, Ontario Old Cummer (train station in Ontario) Opeepeesway Lake, Ontario Bummer’s Roost, Ontario Hooker Lake, Ontario Redditt, Ontario Big Woody, Manitoba Climax, Saskatchewan Big Beaver, Saskatchewan Balzac, Alberta Smuts Creek, Alberta Stoner, British Columbia Spuzzum, British Columbia Skookumchuck, British Columbia Nipple Mountain, British Columbia Knipple Lake, British Columbia Yoho (park), British Columbia Snafu, Yukon

There are many additional funny ones, but I mostly tried to keep with a theme above.

So, along the way back you can check out Salmon Arm, Vulcan, Eyebrow, Moose Jaw, Flin Flon, Punkydoodles Corners, Swastika, Emo, Utopia, Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!, Asbestos, Peakaboo Corner, Sober Island, Crapaud, Jerrys Nose, Witless Bay, Goobies, and many, many more.