Penis-Bonah-Ownah, I go by Dickens,
That’s the name you whisper when your rectum weakens.
Here’s a long story, one deeply touching,
Tapping all the buttons, to a pillow minching.
Nothing goes as hard as a veiny pillar,
It’s one blind eye sees what you had for a dinner.
That ass is so pretty, I feel like a winner,
And it makes me this hard when they call me a sinner.