“… The “dirty secret” of the insurance industry is that most denials can be successfully appealed…”

  • Noble Shift@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    The smallest child’s aluminum bats are much much more reliable for more than a single swing, and follow through and reset are magnitudes quicker.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      I used to carry what I called a “cracker whacker,” on food deliveries. It was a miniature Louisville Slugger baseball bat. I cut off the last ¼" and used a ⅓" drill bit to create a cavity inside. I then dropped in a 3.5 lb round bar of lead that had about 2" of room on one end to shift back and forth as you swung the bat. I then resealed the bat using the cap I took off, some wood epoxy and 4 finishing nails, just in case.

      That thing would easily have shattered a kneecap if I had ever had to actually use it, rather than just brandishing it.

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          4 months ago

          I think they’re talking about the small souvenir ones. They may still be able to, but as they’re much shorter the force is weaker. Along these lines, it’d be better to add a larger weight towards the end of the bat instead of a rod all the way through. You want as much mass on the far end as possible, and maybe if you care about weight then less mass closer to you.

          • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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            4 months ago

            You’re correct. It was one of the small souvenir ones. I added the shifting weight so that it would slide to the far end of the bat as I swung it, drastically increasing angular momentum

      • Noble Shift@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Well these days you should carry a baseball and a glove in your car/home, gives you plausible deniability.

        While it sounds extremely effective, your cracker whacker sounds extremely felonious. :)

          • Noble Shift@lemmy.world
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            4 months ago

            Yeah, and those guys have guaranteed never had to fight hostile litigation / prosecution and finance it.

                • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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                  4 months ago

                  It’s just kinda the implied meaning of what you said? My comment can be rephrased as “it’s better to be alive and in court than dead” to which you responded “guaranteed the people who say that haven’t had to deal with the court”. So if that’s not what you meant then what did you mean?

            • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              4 months ago

              financing that shit is free since in a criminal proceeding it would be appointed to you, i think the same might be true in a civil matter, but im not sure how that would even apply here.

              • Noble Shift@lemmy.world
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                4 months ago

                You will always need your own separate legal representation in all cases always. My attorney charges $850/hr in six minute increments. Anything having to do with attorneys, judges or courts is never ever going to be free.