I’m such a man that I’ve had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I’m such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I’ve reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.
I’ll be impressed when you that down to a subatomic size so you can fuck a solid block of steel because your penis fits in the space between the atoms.
I’m such a man that I’ve had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I’m such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I’ve reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
The couch beckons, Vance
I started with a little peen and was still able to pleasure women.
I’ll be impressed when you that down to a subatomic size so you can fuck a solid block of steel because your penis fits in the space between the atoms.
Mine can split atoms. Very explosive climax.
Tunnnnghsten baby
Wanna see my downstairs mixup?
I use mine to scrape crumbs out of my keyboard.