Time until mt goxing 7… 6…

The new platform for all your Ponzi schemes, run by the biggest grifter in the world. I mean it works from a marketing point of view.

Finally, something even more disadvantaging than not having a bank account.

Had to take a serious look at that to conclude that it doesn’t appear to be satire.

While the platform promises to democratize financial access and serve unbanked communities, its potential success remains uncertain amid ongoing debates about the efficacy and safety of cryptocurrencies.

That’s one hell of a conclusion. The moment you put your investments into a platform managed by Donald Trump it probably matters less exactly which scam it is you’re investing in.