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Eh that bitch sold beans from the oval office, we know he can be bought and sold on the cheap
Didn’t their previous sponsor, that pillow guy, go to prison?
Not yet, currently just super broke and attempting to pay for legal fees.
Old man complaining about something with some trash nearby. That stuff isn’t anything I would normally buy but I am for sure not buying any of it now.
I liked Johnsonville :(
Aw man, goodbye Johnsonville beer boiled brats
I have bought Folgers and Maxwell House in the past when in a pinch but never will again. Fuck any companies that support fascism.
Johnsonville, Jimmy Dean, Folgers, Maxwell house and Post cereals are now joining Goya, Amazon, Chic Fil A and Walmart on my boycott list.
Did you smell like a corpse before yhe shower? That might explain the deadmans visage you see
And again, let’s talk about social security, with Folgers, social security can’t fail. Social security will wake up every day to the gree aroma of Folgers coffee and Folgers coffee will bring up it’s game! With Folgers coffee and honey nut Cheerios, well also fix all of our homeless. Honey nut Cheerios and Folgers for breakfast give the homeless the energy they need to get thru their day.
Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.
Oh I wasn’t trying to impersonate the president this time. That’s illegal. Right? I mean I had this big big guy come up to me this morning, crying the big guy. He says, to me: daddy can you pass me the honey nut Cheerios please and Folgers. I’ll never forget right? Because he was saying it. And when I heard it. When I heard it, it was big to me. Big news like Hilary’s emails.
Folger’s missed a great opportunity when coffee enemas became a fad. Slogan could have been “The best part of waking up, is Folger’s up your butt.”
Chock full o’Butts
His handlers told him to talk about more kitchen table issues, so he brought a kitchen table.
“And don’t get me started on folding tables guys”
The crowd cheers and froths at the mouth
They’re the work of the devil. They always used to say they fold, but now suddenly they’re tables? Are they tables or do they fold? Why don’t they know what they are?
Crooked folding tables is what I call em. And a lot of people will say they never stand up right. They’ll tell you, “I never trust those folding tables”. They’re losers. Total losers
“I think we actually need more tax. Putty Tacks, for school teachers! And Mexico should pay for them!”
Inflation!
America Decides…
MAXWELL HOUSE… or… FOLGERS!
Fr tho stable jenius looks real low energy lol
I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.
Hey, wait a minute…
If you go far enough to the right, command economies become a cool idea again.
Screw the sissy coffee brands. I’m drinking the Iron Goddess of Mercy Oolong this morning. And tomorrow I might have some Lumber Slut Shu Pu Er.
I only want products with a manly name!
That’s how he gets his funding now.
Imagine, product placement in politics.
Dude Goya did this
I kinda like it when he does this. It lets me know which products to not buy. I skip over Goya when I’m looking for beans.
Exactly, it’s just like thin blue line bumper stickers. It lets you know who to never let merge.
Haha the only thing they had to change between 2016 and now is replacing Pence with Vance and adding an exclamation point to the slogan.
…Holy shit… Is that why they picked Vance for VP? So they could save money on signs and shirts?
That’s been my theory since he was announced.
I think they just like to avoid multisyllabic words with their base.
multi syllable names are for minorities, can’t get the base confused on who to hate vs idolize!
“I am told, these things are groceries”
