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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months

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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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PROVIDENCE, RI—Immediately after sitting down on the living room couch and covering herself in a large cotton blanket, area girlfriend Amanda Bettman, 28, announced her intentions Monday to remain in this state for the next five calendar months. “I am cozy right now, this is my ideal state of warmth and…
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    That is why The Comfy was invented

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    This one never gets old.

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    My wife and dog are permanently camped out under our Kotatsu table+blanket.

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