It’s bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this “house” is probably miserable.
Man, 4000sqft for 169,00. I’m seriously considering living in Arkansas.
The politics are shit but hot damn is it cheap.
“Has your cult outgrown mom’s basement? Do I have the place for you!”
This is like living in a fire station or a movie set
Somebody got a smoking deal on a ridiculous quantity of siding.
With all those hard surfaces and open spaces, the echoes in this place must be unreal.
And office chairs!
The current owner is the only guy in North America to not have a podcast.
But, suspiciously, has 25 people comfortably living with him.
That’s why they carpeted the bedroom walls.
Looks like it could be easily transformed into a swinger club. And you could power wash the whole facility after the weekends.
This guy has a pineapple tat.
I did not know an upside down pineapple tattoo was apparently a swinger thing.
I’m one of the 10,000!
And since it’s Arkansas, that’s fun for the whole family!
Is that carpet on a railing?
Carpet on the walls!!
Yes.
Putting aside the wtf of it all, looking at the house subjectively, it would be a decent, possibly great, starter home.
The layout isn’t entirely insane, there’s a ton of space inside. It looks like the framing isn’t half bad… To my untrained eye, it has good “bones”. The interior design and aesthetic choices are questionable at best, even for the most “normal” looking areas, but buy a case of beer and invite your friends over for a weekend and get most of the interior ripped down, and drywall installed and painted, and you’re off to a good start.
Don’t get me wrong, it would be a monster task. 4000 sq ft of siding to rip out and replace? Hell. That sucks.
Replace a lot of the fixtures, mainly all the stupid ceiling fans, especially the ones so high up they won’t do anything, install some forced air HVAC or at least upgrade the Air conditioner situation and you would be having a grand time living in this place.
I’d probably rip off most of the external siding too and replace that with something a bit more interesting too, but with all the money you’ll save by this being so inexpensive (compared to more palatable houses that are similar in size) and you’d get yourself a pretty nice place.
That being said, as is, this place is at best, a lot of questionable choices, at worst, pure nightmare fuel.
My partner thinks it’s a converted chicken coop. I can’t say that they don’t have a point on that one.
There’s no room for insulation above the ceiling, no place to run ducts for central HVAC, and the rooms above the 2,000 sq ft garage will be extra hard to keep thermally regulated. This house is super expensive to keep comfortable, and I would bet the window AC units are not up to the task of regulating indoor humidity and the whole structure is a moldy biohazard.
I agree with your partner. This structure looks like it was originally designed for agricultural use. Maps show there’s a farmers field a few lots up the road.
Terraria ahh house
Jesus Christ
A conference table, wtf
I counted 24 office chairs. TWENTY FOUR. Why in the conference hell. lol
I like the siding. Both the outsiding and the insiding.
Interesting communal closet you have there
It just looks like there’s barely any natural light in the areas where you’d want it. The house interior, aside from everything else that’s wrong with it, feels dark and cramped. A recipe for depression.
To balance things out, there’s something to laugh at wherever you look. Indoor siding. Carpeted walls. Office chairs in the “cafeteria”. The list goes on.
Siding level of the Back Rooms.
Legit the worst house I’ve seen on this community
What an honor, thank you!
Holy hell, this entire interior looks like it could be hosed down, time after time, because it’s made for repeated indoctrination/orgy/murder of cults with easy cleanup. Unbelievable price, though…
That’s what the room upstairs with black walls and red furniture is for.
