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Oh why not, Corn on a cob with lots of margarine/butter.
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🧈🧈🧈Stop with the margarine shit duenan
I refuse! Infact I’ll have it with my smoked kippers just to spite you!
Nooooooooooooo
We should tie him up and force feed him the undyed grey goop it really is.
Yes! Gather the pitchforks! 🔱🔱🔱
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Anything for a headache? Cheers 🤒
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Popcorn and icecream please chef. This assignment is kicking my ass.
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American style hotdog with most of the trimmings including cheese please
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God damn it… I’m actually liking using the iPhone. This is unacceptable.
Turns out they’ve come a long way in the 11 years since I used one. Face ID for auth inside apps (not just for unlocking the phone) is a game changer. Plus app devs have clearly put just a little more love into iOS apps then their Android counterparts. It’s nothing major, just little things but they’re noticeable. I also love the haptics. The screen and sound seem better too.
My 2 annoyances so far are that it’s a regular iPhone 15 which feels a bit small in my bear-paw and I fumble with it and CarPlay (which does look excellent in my car) doesn’t have the ability to have media controls on the screen at the same time as full screen Waze like Android Auto does. Having both on the screen at the same time uses way too much screen to show the media controls but that might because my screen is portrait rather than landscape. Probably looks fine in landscape on those wide screens you get in new cars.
Anyway ffs I wasn’t supposed to almost prefer it over my Android phone.
I hate my handbag again, it’s black and very practical but it’s looking uglier everyday. Time for a new one.
so I was looking at what bags people have , I would say 80% of the people around carlton have a black bag. 🫥
Either a black leather look backpack or a grey and orange backpack
Mine is hot pink 😊
Cool.
Everything in Melbourne is black/grey in the winter. I used to protest it as much as possible with bright scarves, Bright coloured laptop bags etc.
Lego yellow says hi!
I go to the opshop and buy the weirdest looking thing that can fit a fat novel.
sold, I’m getting the one with the weird smiley clasp
I now use a backpack 90% of the time, but I loved my old bsirius tote - so pretty https://bsirius.com/collections/bags
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I just bought a backpack for my travelling and one of my requirements was it not be black. I chose khaki.
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I hope it went well ❤️
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Listening to music at work on my laptop.
Can’t connect Bluetooth devices to my work laptop l so using an audio cable with my headphones. Got the cable from Amazon for like $5.
Something is fucky cause the audio crackles a bit, except I’m enjoying it somehow. Gives it an analog LP feel almost.
The big is definitely a feature
Good night everyone. Stay warm. 😘
But seagooooooon, it’s cooooooooooold
Gratitude thread :)
Grateful for Stardew Valley (even though I did spend three hours playing tonight). It helps me take my mind off of bullshit thoughts.
Grateful I took the day off. It’s only early but the CBF factor is high. Also grateful for nasal spray.
Grateful for Mr Seagoon, again. 😺 He is really cool with me doing all kinds of projects . Never butts in but when I have a problem and gripe/ask he always gives good advice.
yay, Robot Dreams is on tonight. 🤖🐶😊
Do you remember 🎶
That was pretty good.
It’s a silent movie.
white bean chilli is on the stove , I think I’ll serve with fresh crusty bread :)
Ooh, recipe?
What would your made up Olympic sport be?
Mine would be: Carrying 2 six packs of beer and a phone through 4 rooms, opening and closing 2 doors along the way, turning on and off 3 light switches and placing them safely in the fridge in 15 seconds flat without incident. I’ve had years of training.
Folding and organising laundry.
Starting with basics then moving on to more complex items such as suits and gowns and dresses, even onesies and oodies.
To be judged by multiple judges by speed and accuracy/precision and have a scoring system aggregated like ice skating.
How do you go with a fitted sheet?
That could also be something on itself.
Bed making could be a division or the final event for the gold.
Ute cursing
Plastic container bottoms and lid matching. Each competitor gets a tub of containers, and has to match them up the fastest and there would be some decoys in there that have no match. Winner measured by speed and accuracy.
Omg. That’s genius. Extra points for “burping”.
Throwing rocks at cars that don’t indicate with points awarded by how much the repairs add up to.
What about cunts who stick in the right lane going under the speed limit? Would you be interested in competing in that event?
listen to the same song on repeat
Sitting on couch drinking beer and not moving
Last man standing rules?
I would like to sponsor you.
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Can this be a team sport?
Knick-knocking
How do you win the Gold?
Tag. Not laser tag, just tag.
Or maybe British Bulldog, that game is brutal.
I accidentally got British Bulldog banned at Primary school.
With the olympics coming up thought I’d check what time the opening ceremony is. 3:30am Saturday. Yeah nah. I’ll catch the highlights on the news.
I did this exact same check tonight and same opinion. The timezone isn’t great for seeing any of the bigger events live. Not going to be like Tokyo.
Tokyo was practically our time zone plus we were in lockdown, I’ve never olympicked so hard. This year might be some highlights and a few heats.
There’s a good chance of them replaying the ceremony as they’ve done that in the past if memory serves me right.
You might even be able to replay it on the 9 website as well.
giant rat at the tram station
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Does he have his myki?
Yes
phew
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You’re not meant to eat the rat
Can’t sleep, am lung hacking snot monster. Don’t know if allergy thing or a bug. Gross either way.
Why not both ? I got floored by hayfever on top of the tail end of a bad head cold. Bless the flying spaghetti monster for antihistamines!
allergy, even Bill Cat is suffering with it
Poor Bill Cat. Don’t know if cats are allowed Phenergan but it’s helping considerably. Still feel like shit though.
Big wind make doors go bang bang. Sleep no.
My earbuds have foam tips and they get dirty very easily. Soaked in dishwasher detergent, but kind of just want over ears now. Earbuds are good with glasses though.
I love my over ears. They’re noise cancelling too (works much better than in ear noise cancelling imo). In ears always make my ears feel uncomfortably pressurised, small or large tips don’t help. Can’t have them any further out of my ear or they fall out.
What brand are your over ears?
They’re Bose QC45s. Good headphones, but they’re fairly pricey