I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

I sit and listen while old people complain about music all day.

I guess now I ensure that hot water heaters will explode?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWmONHipVo&pp=ygUfbXl0aGJ1c3RlcnMgd2F0ZXIgaGVhdGVyIHJvY2tldA%3D%3D

I go to people’s houses and steal their books.

I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.

What do I do…

I work in IT for a company that helps patients get medications they need.

I physically prevent people from getting the medications they need.

I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.

I reverse-engineer software.

I am served and taken care of from the moment I wake up untill the moment I fall asleep. Someone makes me nutritious meals, and I only do activities that stimulate my brain. Once a year a small baby gets shoved up inside me

A librarian probably.

Software engineer here. I’d become the worst thing I can imagine… a user.

I write good code now.

I disorganize rare books and artifacts 😔

I now make it impossible for trade schools to be publicly funded.

Now I cut features from software one by one