Ah yeah, there’s porn about that.
Yeah the Bishoujo series by Kotobukiya does that. They take everything and turn them into anime girls.
Optimus Prime
Starscream
Megatron
Geralt of Rivia
No one is safe from the waifu beam.
Optimus Prime
Hwhat?
Oh my shit.
Transform and roll out
Honestly I’m impressed how well the suitcase and jacket pockets adapt the original design. Still solidly what the fuck territory, but A+ for effort.
… does Lemmy have any ATBGE communities?
It wouldn’t belong there because turning things into hot anime girls is good taste.
Uh… oh… God… There’s gonna be… Cum on her… As soon as it is launched, we’ll get the videos. OH GOD NOOOOO
Das nennt sich ectoplasm…
Bring out the jars
Nah, gotta do it properly.
Get digging a well.
“Rule 34: If it exists there’s porn of it.”
There already was porn of it
Very good rule 34 animations too!
They made her hot not scary…
Lady Dimetrescu vibes, unoe?
Oh no, the ghost is hot.
Sakamo?
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Anime fans so downbad they sexualise a ghost.
She’s a child too, right? Like 12 or something?
Maybe in the lore but certainly not this depiction
Not even in the lore
Copium
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Saying it’s not a child is high level ‘anime’ copium.
It’s the same character. It’s a child.
Boy… Uh you really haven’t paid attention to Disneys animations for the past several decades have you…? Since the source material featured incredibly underaged characters for some stories, Disneys version made them adults. So are they “bad” and still children as well…?
Look …I definitely do not defend when they have viably looking minors in anime and try to say “oh they’re actually a dragon” or “they’re 1,000 years old” but this argument for this situation is kinda moot if the depiction is clearly not of a 12 year old
This is such a random ass ‘argument’. A remake / Disney version is not truly the same character. In this case it literally is. It’s just merch.
But keep you doing you I guess. Enjoy the copium.
In the Japanese films, Sadako was an adult already when she fell down the well and survived 30 years in it. So she’s at least in her forties, according to Wikipedia. In the American version I think they changed her to a child but also changed her name
Don’t recall her coming out of the TV pussy first…
You must have watched the wrong tape
With her hair tastefully washed, blow dried, and curled.
You must have watched the wrong tape
W O U L D
Average anime product
is that videotape coming out od her armpit
No it’s floating
No, that’s her hair. From her head, not her armpit.
According to Rev Says Desu, people are mad about it. I don’t care.
Who cares about Rev Says Desu?
Is she balancing herself on her asshole?
So talented!!
That last one is hilarious. Imagine having a tiny Sadako running around trying to drown people or whatever, but she’s small so it really just ends up keeping everyone hydrated
Cupful of water appears in your mouth
swallow What the f–… Oh, Sadako, I didn’t see you there. Thanks!
tiny blurblegrowl
On the other end of the spectrum…
Big dommy mommy! <3
The supernatural hero the world (running out of clan drinking water) needs, but not all its species deserve.
I want a late-ass Ring sequel just to “oh yeah?” all the gags about screen size. I wanna see a full-size hand reach out of a phone screen and snap someone’s wrist.
Or the same issue with smart watches, which are basically just a ghost glory hole.
Anyone watching video on a watch doesn’t deserve seven days. Just kill them now.
I remember summers 2002~2004 … I had Nokias 7650 & 3650 … with a 2" 176×200 screen … on vacation I watched movies on it!
The PC software could transcode any video to that resolution, so that’s what I did, iirc I got 3 movies (space was tight back then, and memory cards expensive), but I also always has a lot of pics.
Anyway, she didn’t answer, never called back, stood me up on the seventh day … young romance, what can you do (but close your heart a bit more).
Different times. I’m not sure Kids These Days™ will ever know how hard it was to get downloaded video out into the world. Just showing it on a television was an ordeal.
Apple released an iPod with a 60 GB hard disk and a color screen and it still didn’t play videos. Someone converted the new Episode III trailer into an MP3 and a slideslide of four thousand JPGs, and scrolled through it at about the right speed, and it was jawdropping. I watched their camcorder video of that event as a downloaded .MOV file - Apple’s own video format, at least a decade old, then a de-facto standard online - because Youtube did not exist. A few short years later the Wii got a Youtube channel and it was the coolest fucking thing to watch random internet videos, ten minutes at a time, on a television three feet thick.
But nowadays? Everything’s an LCD, everything’s USB-C or HDMI, everything has wi-fi even if it shouldn’t. Watch the spooky murder video on your smartphone, you maniac.
Fuck your fears. Also kudos for Fatal Frame Maiden of Black Water for making me scared of Hasshaku-sama after years of porn of her.
And Jesus everloving Christ, it is not hard to make Sadako scary. Unironically “she’s just standing there… menacingly.”
