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Aged like milk
How could you create this monstrosity?
Bring the salt!
Cast it into the fire! Grill it!
There’s some good flavor in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
There’s some donkey sauce in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
Next up on Dwarves, Dungeons, and Doom…
Flavor town aka Mordor
One does not simply wok into Mordor.
One does not simply walk into Dorsia, either, you need reservations.
I have plenty of reservations about going to Dorsia.
Po-tay-toes! Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!
“Do you, still thirst, for Dwarf blood?”
ARRRRGH!
“Mix with three sticks of butter, three cups of sugar and one cup of salt, heat and stir… voilá… Dwarf Sauce!”