• Dasus@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    “I devote half an hour of my life to you every day

    What can I say, I make people who defend child slaughter really into following me. :) Thank you for your time, fan!

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      6 months ago

      my brother in christ i shower for longer than that every day. I probably spend about half the time shitting and pissing every day. I spend two to three times as long as that eating food so i don’t fucking die.

      I spend HOURS sleeping, every day.

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        6 months ago

        Hey, if you choose to dedicate more time to me than you do say, physical exercise, I’m just more and more flattered.

        It’s nice having fangirls.

        It’d be nicer if they weren’t genocide deniers, but still.