Waiting for the presidential debate feels like waiting for a train to crash. But how bad can it be?
What are your guesses at what will happen? I am curious to compare the answers to what actually happens tonight
- Biden faints
- Trump walks over and slaps Biden
- Trump just leaves
- Biden justifies Israels attacks
- Violent demonstratos occupy CNN
- Terrorist attacks during the debate
- CNN cuts the debate short
- Trump gets caught with wireless bone conductor transmitter in his butt
- Biden reveals palm full of keywords written with a pen
- Trump talks about Stormy Daniels not being the best in bed and not worth the money
Biden justifies Israels attacks
Ishrel, Isreal. Has the right. Isreal. To. The right to defend itself. And we will stand shoulder to shoulder as Americans because what happened that day. Because American values are what we believe in. Americans.
This AI needs a reboot
Sounds like a perfectly normal American politician to me.
The prompt says worst case scenario 😂
A few more squares and we have the bingo board ready to go
I think im watching it now. It makes me laugh in a sad sad way.
No kidding.
The absolute worst case scenario? A repeat of Bush in Japan.
Wow. I’ve never seen this before and I really liked it.
Probably the worst thing would be if they both walked to the middle of the stage and started 69ing each other before announcing that they’re partnering up and running together for the 2024 ticket as co-presidents.
I’ll donate to that
…and they called it, “The aristocrats”
Calm down SatansMaggotyCumFart
They both stay alive through the end of it
Lightning strikes and both candidates die in a horrible freak accident. Oh wait, you asked worst case…
Would make Trump a martyr or conspiracy about assassination via lightning, so still kinda bad.
God took him because he misses him
Barf emoji
Literally any way he dies he will become a martyr. Just get it over with.
Then we enter the Kamala Harris vs Marco Rubio presidential timeline lol
Biden starts going on about anti-Zionism being antisemitism; Trump’s counterargument is an antisemitic dogwhistle
Biden starts talking to ghosts…
One of them dies and/or kills someone else
Best case scenario they have gay sex
The debate site is stormed by fascist militia, most democrats in the building are killed. Trump survives thanks to far right connections and mainstream media plays him up as a profile in courage.
biden stammers twice, but otherwise is impeccable.
cnn lobs nothing but softballs to the orange one. still screws 'em up, goes off on tangents, spouts nothing but lies, rages about everything. declared the ‘winner’.
Both of them audibly and uncontrollably fart instead of just Donnie VonShitzenpantz
A gunman could walk in with an AK-47 and shoot everybody dead on live tv… Oh wait, you mean what will happen in the debate? Well obviously since it’s already over, we know the answer to that.
They said the worst thing that could happen, not the best.
uhh idk a nuke dropping somewhere and we all die in M.A.D.?
Thanks for setting this monkey paw off there buddy
