So a republicans house is just this but every room is labeled guns?
Gotta put the trucks somewhere, too.
There’s the prayer / wife beating room, the incest / strictly missionary only room, the bathroom where wiping or cleaning your ass is forbidden, and the Fox News while drinking Lonestar and shooting at rats room.
Guns and christianity maybe.
And actual slavery.
I’ll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I’m not back.
Let’s not overlook the weed porch
Excuse me, that’s the weed patio. The hookah goes on the porch.
I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn’t accomplish anything.
Sounds nice. What’s the neighborhood like?
I mean, I’d probably want a door.
In this economy??
I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I’d swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.
The bathroom is trans, yes. There’s a second (cis) bathroom.
This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.
Also, obviously you don’t want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that’s your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.
bidens america
Oh no that’s horrible, where is this house… So I can avoid it :3
A kitchen just for me?! 🥺
With attached abortion, for convenience
How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?
For us, comrade.
I’d rather just smoke in the house.
Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.
I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.
And maybe expand the gay room a bit.
To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.
Waiting for the day republicans start installing separate gendered bathrooms in their homes.
Me on my way to ground my son for using the FEMALE bathroom when he’s a MALE (i am a very good parent)
Don’t tell dad that I sit down to pee almost exclusively.
🤢 toilet seats are so gross even at home I don’t sit on it unless I have to just foul and outside I just would wait until I get home if I’d need to sit down
If your toilet seat is gross, maybe clean it?
How does it feel?
My pants are less wet and my bathroom is cleaner
convenient when i suddenly need to take a dump as well
Also on the toilet it’s Lemmy scrolling time.
Great!
Pretty chill
Especially in the morning or evening
Plus it’s better for your bladder health
