🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square103fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
So far so good.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.