It’s crazy how morphed your image of your own child is because there are cute babies, and I thought my first born was one of them. But with a bit distance I can say for sure: he wasn’t. He’s very handsome now though :)
Haha my coworker told me the same thing, that when her baby came out and she saw her for the first time she couldn’t believe how such a beautiful creature could exist, then a few days later she saw the picture and was like that’s what she actually looked like?
My niece looked like a fucking gremlin. She’s like 7 now and super adorable, but holy crap she was an ugly baby, hahaha.
They are all Lil chunks of fat with a tongue for at least the first year before they grow faces.
They are cute like a pug is cute. I see them and it’s like aw look at that lil creature it’s so ugly but I love it.
An ugly misshapen freak of nature that should never have been bred by humanity? Might be a little excessive for a human baby.
“All babies look vaguely like Winston Churchill”(to absolutely brutalize a Good Omens quote).
suddenly you get why Patton Oswalt looks familiar.
I called one of my nephews meatloaf for a long time because he kind of looked like a pink meatloaf as an infant
I dont think Ive ever even pretended to think they are, for me children, especially babies and toddlers, give me a pretty bad case of the uncanny valley effect and look eerie and cause discomfort, as well as anxiety since Im even less sure than usual what they’re going to do and dont want someone’s kid getting hurt because of something I failed to notice. I dont hold it against them or hate children for it, its not their fault after all, but I do try to avoid being around them where practical.
“Relax, I don’t want your baby, I already ate.” - Richard the Warlock
Please be fake. :(
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That’s me. I do find some images of puppies or kittens cute though. But never the grown up ones. And it’s not that bad. I just don’t go to those communities.
One of the reasons I DO think babies are cute is that I can walk away when they start making noise, smelling bad, or being generally unpleasant. They’re cute because they’re not my problem!
Exactly! Same with my landlady’s cats! I can play with them if I want to, and have no obligation to feed them or anything!
Hahaha the true joy of being an uncle!
Why are joker memes always cringe? Like no matter what you write, I just get an instant cringe feeling.
I dunno. Maybe you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
He also definitely doesnt want to know how i got these scars
Do you always ask that of all your prey? Do you just like the sound of it?
This belongs to “I’m 13 and this is deep” on reddit
Its okay, everyone is wrong about some things.
All baby animals are absolutely adorable, and human babies look like Winston Churchill having a sulk.
