Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll
I don’t know… I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.
damn, that ain’t a forehead, that’s a goddamn fivehead.
Why is her face too small for her face?
Inbreeding?
Potato salat.
better than the other way around.
Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?
Squaren
Real life anime character
Picture of potato salad:
The Real Tater Salad
Heck the cops even have that as an alias.
I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.
It’s visible to my other account on Jerboa. Try loading it in a browser. Images have been fucky for some users lately.
They said that cause it’s John Cena…
🤦♂️
Baader-Meihoff fuckin’ with me cuz I recently saw a thread about images not loading lol
It’s cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.
You can’t see John Cena
I can’t see… what?
I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.
TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.
That’s actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.
A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:
Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.
And that’s still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!
Aber you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.
Autokorrektur?
What’s wrong with potato salad?
It’s too crunchy.
Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf
Maybe it’s not crunchy enough
After she saves Metrahcity
It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.
My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme
There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten
I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!
